So I just got dumped. :( Kinda funny, I took two Happy Pills, am now going on The Sims 3 and killing off the Sim version on the dude that did the dumping. It’ll make me feel better. :)
In case anyone is wondering, I’ve been away from the internet for a good month. And darn, was it well received. I went on dates, started going to work 5 days a week for meager pay, and other things. I don’t want to jinx myself. Tomorrow will suck.
I freaked out and asked my roommate if I had a skintag on my neck. She was being a grumpy pants and said yes. I then proceeded to try to cut off the skintag with an Exacto knife. When I looked in the mirror I saw that it wasn’t a skintag but a mole. GRUMPY PANTS!
So I nervously called my boss to ask for a promotion. He denied me. Because of my tattoos. But he did say he will create a new position for me so that I may keep my current job and work longer hours. :) Isn’t that sweet of them!? I <3 my job.
Well, considering how awesome I love my job and how I don’t want to leave Hawaii anytime soon, I’ve decided right here and now that I will get my teaching certificate! I like kids (not so much high school aged kids) but there’s a huge shortage of teachers in this state and I’d be happy to work as a teacher while I write manuscripts and screenplays on the side. I just think...
I was fishing for sharks and lying under a tarp because it was raining. All of a...– (Paraphrased from) Some Wanker called DJ Krispy (via neverthechild) I can’t believe there are still people like this in the world. I just wish that bottle opener would’ve cut something more worthwhile.
I just ran over to my friend’s room and told her about my current spot in Catching Fire (“I’m in a glass case of emotions!”). Then I hastily ran over to the refrigerator to heat my dinner when I realize I left my TV on and ran back to turn it off before my roommate yelled at me. In my haste I had forgotten I wasn’t WATCHING the Hunger Games. When I read, the images...
I am obsessed with reading my high school classmates’ facebook pages. Not all of them, just a select few…. “undesirables.” Its actually pretty self-assuring to see the facebook profiles of people I didn’t really care for in high school completely taking advantage of welfare and public housing. Seriously, America, there is no reason why a woman who is 25 years old...
Online Dating Sites
I feel like some of the dudes I’m being matched with instantly get archived because they remind me of one of my brothers. I have six brothers! I don’t want to be mean and just archive guys straight away without taking an effort into looking into their profile, but sometimes I get that ICK factor straight away. DAMN YOU, PARENTS! WHY SO MANY BROTHERS!?
I filled out the questionnaire on eHarmony and am seriously thinking about buying a subscription to review my matches. You see, EH doesn’t allow you to see pictures of those you’re compatible with until you fork over $60 a month. That’s a lot of money for a broke individual as myself. I’m trying to rationalize paying that much money by saying that I’m “investing...
Today, at my Blockbuster job, I did two experiments to which I hypothesized the good in people by creating a scenario to which my co-worker would be proven wrong. She stated the ubiquitous “Give an inch, take a mile” philosophy that tends to overcome the general population when it comes to deals and sales. Blockbuster is closing so I told a customer she could go through the racks and...
I Cloned My Pet
I watched this TLC show tonight and I bawled through out most of it. I know people watched it and saw these obsessed animal lovers, but I saw them as people like me who would do anything for their pup. At one point of the people featured was watching as his puppies cloned from his dog were being born, and all between gasping breaths of crying I totally felt his pain. I know my roommates...
I can gripe about holiday consumerism all day, claim I should be able to open my presents early because I don’t believe in Jesus, and I can tell people I have no real love for Christmas at all… But every year I catch myself watching 24-hours of A Christmas Story; all the holiday episodes of Friends, Family Matters, and King of the Hill; and yesterday, I caught myself watching unboxing...
This Job Sucks
I’ve been told by nearly every customer I approach and every co-worker I’ve ever had, that I’m the sweetest person they’ve ever met. I go out of my way to be nice to people, to make sure they’re finding everything alright, etc. But for some reason my manager seems to have made it his duty to be the most fucking-asshole to me. I drove home tonight in tear because he...
I’ve been having a hard time at work lately. Maybe its the stress of Finals week or the constant gnawing feeling in my chest from the realization that my “future” is two weeks away. My manager has begun a tirade against me. He constantly degrades me every chance he gets and generally makes me feel like shit. He’s already driven one of the other female co-workers out but...
manic muse: THIS BLOG IS NOT RON PAUL FRIENDLY. →
paxamericana: Ron Paul wants to define life as starting at conception, build a fence along the US-Mexico border, prevent the Supreme Court from hearing cases on the Establishment Clause or the right to privacy, permitting the return of sodomy laws and the like (a bill which… As a student who’s been stopped by Ron Paul supporters as I walk to get Subway at my campus center,...
My roommate came by my room last night and asked me if the ex-BFF are on speaking terms. The question blindsided me a bit, and I told her the gist: “I talk to him but it’s still very awkward… And I still have a lot of animosity towards that fucking asshole.” Turns out, she was just wondering if we should mail our Christmas presents to him together or separately. Oh. I...