Gift ideas?

My roommate came by my room last night and asked me if the ex-BFF are on speaking terms. The question blindsided me a bit, and I told her the gist: “I talk to him but it’s still very awkward… And I still have a lot of animosity towards that fucking asshole.” Turns out, she was just wondering if we should mail our Christmas presents to him together or separately. Oh. I haven’t even put much thought into his gift at all. Everything is just so awkward right now and signifying this fucked up friendship between us is just too much effort. So, I ask you this Tumblerverse— What’s an impersonal and thoughtless gift I can give him?

* (can’t be socks; as I let him borrow a pair of mine once, and getting him his own pair would be too sentimental.)
* (can’t be an impersonal Christmas card as we’re both epic when it comes to drawing doodles in them, and mailing him a blank one would be too obvious of a statement of strife.)