This Chez guy had a film, he’d make a killing in Hawaii. We love the Asians here, especially the funny ones.

My favorite example of this:

While watching the newest Friday the 13th movie, when Aaron Yoo’s character showed, the audience in my theater started cheering! One guy yelled, “That’s my Asian friend!” Then, about 500 people started laughing.

Asa: But in this movie [Brown Bunny], Vincent Gallo, who is like, the star, makes her [Chloë Sevigny] go down on him for like, five minutes and they use his real penis.
Chez: So what’s the big deal?
Asa: It’s confusing to me. That’s pornography!
Chez: No, it’s called acting. That’s what actors do, okay? You know why? Because the script says so. Now if you wrote in a script that I’m supposed to suck your dick for five minutes, I would put your little 13 year old wiener in my mouth and suck it for five minutes. I wouldn’t suck it for six minutes. I wouldn’t suck it for four minutes. They paid me to suck it for five minutes. I would suck it for five minutes. Does it make me gay? … No. No, it does not make me gay. It makes me a very good actor.

[via chelseabell; fuckyeahasataccone]